Amazing Quotes.

(To be updated as I remember/hear quotes)

Group C Girl: I swear, evertyime the guy at the canteen serves us he has an orgasm

Cameron B: I bags Aswin
Marina: Ewwwwww

Josh: Geez

Big John: This is turning into a disaster (said everytime a small problem happens)

Cameron B: He took the words and stuck them down my throat

Cameron B: What tickles your boat?

(Aswin comes to the Train station, laughing hysterically)
Me: Why are you laughing so much?
Aswin: HAHAA
Cameron: Are you alright?
Aswin: Yeah, I saw something in the toilet
(After 5 minutes of asking him what he saw)
Us: What was it? TELL US!
Aswin: No, No, It wasn’t Tim Jessey

Greg: Eww, that girl over there is so orange
(Points to Bianca McDonald not knowing we know her)

(Doing the news)
Cameron: Thanks Marina for that special report
Mark: And I’m Mark Shehata

Mark: I think we can help improve melbourne by listening, and, by listening and not listening

Tim: Easy tiger
Cameron: Meow
Matt: Lol, thats totally not gay
Cameron: No man, that’s guy talk

Mark: I had a dream where I came, but I woke up and I didn’t come

(Live on radio)
Aswin: Hi and welcome to HIT Radio host Aswin

(On MSN to Kayla)
Cameron: I think Lippi is really sexy
Cameron: Lippi??? What about me?

(On MSN to Kayla)
Cameron: What do you think of Aswin
Kayla: I think he is nice… shy and quiet but he’s coming out of his shell
Cameron: So what do you think of Me and Aswin as a couple?
(Cameron closes MSN and then logs in)
Cameron: So what do you think about Aswin and Alana?
Kayla: lol you said you and Aswin
Cameron: Dammit!

Big John: dont need tips about skittles give some to ya love child kayla

Aswin (shwinni) says:
Who do you think was the best looking girl at Forrie?
Cameron says:
Percy
Aswin (shwinni) says:
Cameron hes a dude i asked a GIRL
Cameron says:
um………
Cameron says:
I like to pretend
Aswin (shwinni) says:
yes me too

Capability Mode Memorable Quotes

Aswin: Hello
Josh: Hi Asswin
Aswin: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Josh: Ass is your nickname
Aswin: Well that’s alright, my name is Asswin after all.

Aswins face turns black in anger!

Aswin (To Timmy): OH! OH YOURSELF!

Aswin: I feel even better, go the cats!

Davids Weird Friend: Where is Davids?
Cameron: He said to me that he killed himself, and that you all suck
Matt: Typical Davids

Matt: Let’s go get some girls, I need a change in my life
Cameron: I want to get some tonight!

Cameron: How do I land the helicopter?
Matt: Toss the stick, then toss it again, but gently this time
Cameron: It’s working.

Kayla: I’ve been trying to make my MD record sound for 6 weeks!
Marina: Did you plug it into the wrong hole?
Kayla: Yes!
Marina: I’m all done now so I can sit back and relax

Matt: Steph made you a steamy video!
Cameron: I haven’t seen such a beautiful site in my entire life!

(Aswins Radio Show)

Josh:THIS IS BETTER THAN PHONE SEX
Johnny: Aswin is getting adventurous!
Paki:
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Marina:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
Jonathan (Enemy):
Mark is a slut and there’s no denying that he is one
Big John: Hit Radio is overrated!
Kayla:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lippi:
I’m about to put a 6 inch roll in my mouth and i hear PHONE SEX ON AIR!!! Thats disgusting!

Mark: I brought some blow up dolls for you Cameron, here this one is a girl from ‘Lost’
Cameron: Hallelujah!

Cameron: My doll doesn’t speak

Aswin: I know! Josh did it with Cameron to make me jelous!

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