SMS from Big John to Aswin: ‘Hey sexy, I want it from Behind’ (Sent by someone else in the class)
Aswins sms reply: Why do you want to F— me, isnt that what Marina is for?

I totally didnt want to write that, but you need to know it before this msn convo

Its not really funny, except for the fact I wanted to punch Aswin in the face during this entire convo

Aswin (shwinni) says:
josh sure had a bad day today
Aswin (shwinni) says:
why so silent?
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
I dont really want to talk to you
Aswin (shwinni) says:
what why?
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
because your just as bad as Josh
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
cause big john told us what you wrote to him
Aswin (shwinni) says:
so John can’t take a joke as well
Aswin (shwinni) says:
and you
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
what the heck are you on about
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
If you call what you sent him a joke I cant believe you
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
It was worse than what Josh said, and you laughed at that
Aswin (shwinni) says:
did marina hate what i sent to john?
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
noone told her yet
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
but she will
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
it was extremely tasteless
Aswin (shwinni) says:
ok do u find it funny a text from marina  that says, ‘hey sexy, i want u from behind’
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
If I sent that messege to someone on Camerons phone, to say, Esnouf, I bet you’d find it funny
Aswin (shwinni) says:
no
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
then your a liar because ive sent messeges like that in front of you and you laughed
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
Anyway, I dont think the text you got it funny
Aswin (shwinni) says:
so ok i took it too far
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
you did worse than that
LIPPI! If you come online, I need your resume! says:
you cant take a joke, you cant even figure out that it wasn’t even Big John, as if he’d waste his credit like that

Aswin (Shwinni) has signed off

I didn’t get to point out that when Josh called Kayla a B**ch, he said ‘He can’t say that to a girl!’. What he said was much worse >_>

When Aswin just can’t get a joke

Aswin (shwinni) says:
saw u tv
Matt says:
where did you see my tv?
Matt says:
i never moved it outside or anything!
Aswin (shwinni) says:
channel 31
Matt says:
my tv wasn’t on channel 31
Aswin (shwinni) says:
in John robs doco as the sperm
Matt says:
but that was all filmed at school, how would my tv get in the documentary?
Aswin (shwinni) says:
i think u mean tafe not school
Matt says:
ok, my tv was never at tafe
Aswin (shwinni) says:
right at the start was cam’s ad
Matt says:
at the start of my tv?
Aswin (shwinni) says:
yes
Matt says:
but I never saw my TV having ads, especially when its off
Note: No, that makes no sense
Aswin (shwinni) says:
well on tv it did
Matt says:
but why was my Tv on an ad?
Aswin (shwinni) says:
are you saying you didn’t see the ad on tv?
Matt says:
my tv wasn’t on an ad!
Matt says:
its always been in my living room
Aswin (shwinni) says:
ok now you starting to confuse
Aswin (shwinni) says:
me
Matt says:
you said you saw my tv on channel 31 and it had camerons ad
Aswin (shwinni) says:
yes
Aswin (shwinni) says:
i wasn’t dreaming u know
Matt says:
I just cant understand why my tv would be on channel 31
Aswin (shwinni) says:
well did and so was shaft of destruction
Matt says:
Thats weird, because we filmed shaft of destruction at school, and my tv is at home so I dont know how my tv could be in it
Aswin (shwinni) says:
and mark was on tv
Aswin (shwinni) says:
love gruru
Matt says:
yeah i know that
Matt says:
but my tv wasn’t on it
Aswin (shwinni) says:
how did that happen
Matt says:
because my tv was at home, not at tafe
Aswin (shwinni) says:
so was mine lol
Matt says:
Yeah but you never said that your tv was in channel 31 or love guru

Is the joke really that hard to get or is Aswin just slow? You tell me, I might be wrong!

BTW, Cameron’s amazing story at www.something-random.net/forum

Camerons Specs

Motherboard – Asus P5QC – $164
Video card – 9600GT Asus – $137
Case-  SopranoRS 101 – $120
Harddrive – Samsung 640GB x 2 = $86
Processor – Intel e2180 – $86
Sound card – Creative gamer – $121
Network Card – Linksys – $33
Ram – 2GB $46

Total = $793

loooool

Just when I thought I wouldn’t find any of Aswin’s grammer mistakes or stupidity funny anymore, I am proven wrong.

Aswin (shwinni) says:
whos that your dp?
Matt says:
Sgt. Keroro
Aswin (shwinni) says:
from where…deathnote?

This was my DP:

Aswin (shwinni) says:
never heard of it
Matt says:
you’ve hardly heard of any anime
Aswin (shwinni) says:
yes i know one Pokemon